Wait for Me

Best. Idea. Ever.

When God Gives You Lemons You Find a New God

Christmas Ideas

Since I'll be christmas-ing it up in the Pacific Northwest, I'm looking ahead to the festivities by finding presents I can ship ahead of time. Here are some things i would do if i could: Commission a tambourine artwork of Jared with Stevie Nicks, provide Null with some inspiration, and secure the cleanliness of Joanna's living room in the future







































p.s. thanks to Shawn Goldie Hawn Huelle for the first two.

But, You Know, They're Not Racist

While a mom talks about Obama being a terrorist, her son shouts "You need gloves to touch him." It's at the 3:08 mark.




P.S.
Yep, ACORN's a problem
But so is voter caging in Florida, Ohio
Kansas, and sneaky disenfranchisement in Michigan,

These 3rd Graders are Better than You and Me Combined

Some oh-my-gosh work by my elementary school students:

The Killer Donkey

The donkeys are naked
animals. They live in a
great dark creepy forest.
They kiss when they want whenever
they want to. They are not
very smart. They run 20 miles
an hour. Some times they hide
because they don't want to
get eaten. They are brown
animals. Donkeys don't get tired.
Donkeys can be very smart.
They are mean animals.
They may kill you.

Monster, Rabbit, Gorilla

This is a MONSTER RABBIT
GORILLA! He dreams of a
radio. He has nose hairs. He has
blade teeth. He has a hairy
chest

Jaguars

Jaguars are the fastest in the world.
They are as bad as a bully.
Jaguars kill and taste meat as
a hunter. The Jaguar smells like
a different animal. The Jaguar hears
pandas when the pandas touch
the meal of day and that
is meat. Jaguar. Jaguar let
me in why don't you please
be as nice as me.

This helped make better the sting of defeat in Arizona